WASHINGTON, D.C.—After five months of living apart, the President of the United States and the first lady are now living apart in different places. When elected, Trump claimed he would split his time between New York and the nation’s capital,… Continue Reading
TORONTO—Ontario Premiere Kathleen Wynne and Toronto Mayor John Tory claim they want to do what’s best for us, the province of Ontario and the city of Toronto. But their constant bickering is tearing this Canadian family apart. Tory thinks Wynne’s… Continue Reading
FRANCE—Last week, Emmanuel Macron defeated Marine LePen in a runoff to become the President of France. The fact that a democratic nation could differentiate between a far-right racist and a candidate that was imperfect but not immoral gives Americans hope.… Continue Reading
RHODE ISLAND, U.S.A.—Hasbro’s Gaming Division has introduced the latest Monopoly edition in recognition of the 45th President of the United States. “What better way to honor President Trump than with a game that celebrates money, real estate and crushing your… Continue Reading
Moscow/New York—President Vladimir Putin of Russia and President-elect Donald Trump of the United States have jointly announced their intention to become parents of a new State.
In an exclusive telephone interview to his campaign office, Mooseclean’s Washington political desk discussed Jason Kenney’s strategy in his run for leadership of Canada’s Progressive Conservative party. To be precise, he is running for leadership of his own party as… Continue Reading
Photo: Colleen Morgan, flickr. ‘MERICA—With the results of the election now confirmed, Eddie Farnsworth nervously plays with his toupée.
Credit: Calliope, flickr. WASHINGTON—Earlier today, 20 year old Jeff Ranson expressed his desire for real change by voting for Hawaiian pizza over Pepperoni. “Some say voting doesn’t matter,” admitted Jeff. “But people in Syria are dying for the right to stuffed… Continue Reading
U.S.A.—Since August, sightings of creepy clowns or “killer clowns” have been reported across the U.S., Canada and even in the U.K. Now, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is reporting that Donald Trump has been identified as the… Continue Reading
Photo: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera (CC BY SA 2.0) WASHINGTON, D.C.—After revealing she has pneumonia, Hillary Clinton has been forced to take some time off the campaign trail. Donald Trump commented on the culprit he suspects during a recent press conference.