It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA—They’re dropping like flies at the Australian Open.  With temperatures topping 40 degrees Celsius, fans and players alike are succumbing to Mother Nature.

“I’m from Canada, and I don’t understand what’s happening,” said a confused Milos Raonic.  “Back home right now, it’s below zero and we’re recovering from an ice storm.  Here, I’m seeing kangaroos dancing on centre court.  Did you see that?!”

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