I've seen and done everything there is to see and do.
Now, I just have to write about it.
Hope you enjoy.
I enjoy a good brew and a cigarette. Sometimes too much, too many, too often.
This writing assignment is part of my court-mandated community service program.
I thought I was supposed to be doing good, not more harm.
I like books. They're always quiet and they're usually interesting, and when they're not they are easy to shut up and discard.
I wish people were more like books.
I've turned off my personal message form to avoid excessive personal contact with humans, but you're free to make comments on my stories (i.e. I can't stop you).
I'd link to my Twitter and Facebook accounts here but I don't have either, and even if I did... yeah. You know.
See? You're getting to know me better already.