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FERGUSON, MO- In response to the growing surge in civilian deaths, police have began a manhunt for their missing integrity.

Cheif Rob Blair announced they “Don’t have any real leads, but are naturally suspecting minorities.”

Some argue that the police have not lost their integrity, but that they never had it to begin with.

Integrity was first reported missing around the time of the Rodney King incident, but in typical police fashion they are just now beginning the search.

Police are asking anyone with information to  “Shut the fuck up and turn off the camera.”

By Matt Colella

Canadian comedy writer / comedian canady writer. Hit me up at [email protected] or 9055188685. Check out my Podcast "What You Sayin?", on iTunes. Check out my sketch comedy group, The Happy Elevator: Youtube:

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