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In a twist no one anticipated (or, perhaps, everyone secretly hoped for), a resurgence of the #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain campaign has emerged following the Cheeto-in-Chief’s successful presidential bid. Once the viral centerpiece…
NEW YORK — FOX News, the renowned bastion of conservative viewpoints, unintentionally met their “fair and balance” reporting standard after what insiders are calling a “clerical error” left the network’s…
OXFORD, England — In an unexpected and theatrical twist befitting the Bard himself, a direct descendant of William Shakespeare has made headlines by physically confronting the CEO of Oxford University…
WADEBRIDGE, CORNWALL, ENGLAND — Andrew Ridgeley, the often overlooked half of the iconic 1980s pop duo Wham!, is hitting the road solo in a bold bid to remind the world…
Former President Donald Drumpf has reportedly completely lost the ability to listen after a botched attempt on his life left him with a grazed ear. However, insiders claim that the…
In a world where a frozen wasteland is the new last-chance-to-see tourist hotspot, scientists and engineers are flocking to the Yukon to witness the majestic thawing of permafrost. Who needs…
OTTAWA — In an initiative that has sparked both confusion and controversy, the Canadian government has announced plans to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the Indian Act with a unique…
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — In a move that has left privacy advocates and tech industry insiders stunned, Keith Enright, Google’s Chief Privacy Officer of over 13 years, announced his resignation…