Ottawa Names New Dog Park in Honour of Donald Drumpf
OTTAWA — In a move that has Canadians barking with laughter, the City of Ottawa announced today it will name its newest dog park after the once-and-current U.S. President. The…
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Op-Ed: Diane Deans’ Name on Greenboro Community Centre? A Misguided Tribute
It appears Ottawa has chosen to honour Diane Deans by renaming the Greenboro Community Centre after her. A heartwarming gesture, surely, for those who never had the “pleasure” of dealing…
Miserable Bastard, Scheming Bitch, Daft Prick Among Plane Crash Casualties
In perusing the accolades for victims of airline tragedy, its easy to wonder why it inordinately claims only the best and brightest of our society: scholars, pacifists, humanitarians, mediators, scientists,…
Bitch-slapping skank-chokers applaud Ghomeshi verdict
The acquittal of media personality and hate-fucker Jian Ghomeshi on all counts of sexual assault and choking is being celebrated nationwide today.
Public confused, titilated by “Women on Top” awards
with files from amiableCDN Today the Women’s eXecutive Network announced the winners of the WXN "Women on Top" awards, honouring Canada’s 100 most dominant women in the private, public and…
World’s oldest man is remembered after dying at age 116
TOKYO—Jiroemon Kimura, rap icon and holder of the Guinness World Record as the oldest person alive and the oldest man ever, died Wednesday in a freak Crokinole accident. He was…