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The Art of The Deal – Jonathan Pie
Donald Drumpf Has Been Operating With Only 10% of His Brain – And He’s Been Doing It Bigly
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The Art of The Deal – Jonathan Pie

March 4, 2025 Contributor

The Great Negotiator sells out Ukraine – and the UK’s favourite grifter is behind him every step of the way.

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Donald Drumpf Has Been Operating With Only 10% of His Brain – And He’s Been Doing It Bigly

February 20, 2025 Sebastian Panache

In explanation of his long history of questionable decisions, top neuroscientists have confirmed what many have long suspected: President Drumpf may be suffering from an extreme case of hydrocephalus, a…

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Ottawa Names New Dog Park in Honour of Donald Drumpf

January 20, 2025 Cory Trevor

OTTAWA — In a move that has Canadians barking with laughter, the City of Ottawa announced today it will name its newest dog park after the once-and-current U.S. President. The…

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The Donald Hires Collections Agency to Pursue Mexico’s Border Wall Payment

January 9, 2025 Sebastian Panache

WASHINGTON — Once and future President Donald Drumpf, never one to abandon a campaign promise, has taken an unconventional step to secure funding for his long-touted border wall: hiring a…

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Local Boy Found Home Alone, Channeling ’90s Movie Spirit

December 24, 2024 Sebastian Panache

OAKVILLE, Ontario — In a scene straight out of a classic ’90s holiday movie, eight-year-old Kevin McAllister was found home alone on Thursday morning, after his family inadvertently left him…

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Drumpf Declares Plan to Annex Canada

December 19, 2024 Sebastian Panache

WASHINGTON — In a move that has left diplomats scratching their heads and Canadians furiously Googling “impeachment from abroad,” former and future President Donald Drumpf has announced his latest ambition:…

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When You Become the Idiot You Once Replaced, It’s Time to Move On

December 17, 2024 Sebastian Panache

Once upon a time, a charming political maverick swooped in like a Netflix heartthrob to save Canada from stale leadership. Enter Justin Trudeau, complete with great hair, rolled-up sleeves, and…

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Affairs at Religious-Owned Hotels 40% More Satisfying, Peer-Reviewed Journal Finds

December 16, 2024 Sebastian Panache

A groundbreaking new study published in the highly respected peer-reviewed journal Moral Paradoxes Quarterly has revealed an unexpected twist in the hospitality industry: affairs conducted at overtly religious-owned hotels are…

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unOfficial Doug Hempstead Traffic Report Cheetsheet

December 9, 2024 Cory Trevor

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Local Child Insists He’s an Airplane

December 1, 2024 Sebastian Panache

OTTAWA — In a turmoil disrupting the normally boring southern neighbourhood of Blossom Park, the Smith family finds themselves at the center of an unusual—and apparently catastrophic—crisis: their six-year-old son,…

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