MISSED CONNECTIONS

MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS? m4w
Could an accidental walk-in during your shower this morning make us more than just roommates?  You know where to find me.

LOVE BLOOMS m4w
Saw you at No Frills Gerrard and Coxwell in the garden center.  I was fondling petunias suggestively.  You were carrying a 30-pound bag of manure.  MSG me if you want to cross-pollinate FB

RED BIKE w4w
We were in the King Street bike lane.  I was on blue bike with white helmet. You complained about your camel toe at Spadina stop light.  FWIW I can relate.  Call me.

MILNER 132, Eastbound
You: Gorjus with hair in banana clip.  sat down in front of me.  I stood next to you. you moved to back of bus.  I followed you.  got off at your stop and you ran.  I think we had a moment?

WE BELONG TOGETHER f4m
You: Tall, dark, handsome.  Dead ringer for my ex. On the Yonge line and got off at Davisville. Called me creepy, just like my ex. HMU

DOCS OFFICE, Danforth and Broadview m4m
You had a red hoodie, I had a green baseball cap.  Both nervous for test results.  I’m clean!  Call me if UR2.

EAT FRESH w4m
I got a 6” tuna and you ordered a foot-long triple cheese double meat.  you hissed at the girl when she tried to give you veg, then winked at me. Let’s meat up.

Molly Donovan

Molly Donovan

I grew up in the USA, but don’t hold that against me because I’m also Canadian.

Just think of me as the mole.

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