Moscow/New York—President Vladimir Putin of Russia and President-elect Donald Trump of the United States have jointly announced their intention to become parents of a new State.

“Both of us have always wanted our own little State and we just decided now was the ideal time. There are so many orphan States out there who long for the loving discipline we have to offer.”

The choice of orphan State has not been finalized but candidates include Taiwan, Syria and Georgia.

“Together, we are sure the little State we choose will take after us and grow to become a strapping young fascist regime.”

By amiableCDN

Mooseclean's Researcher and occasional story contributor.

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