sluggish, tied up, slow, congested, heavy, lethargic, delayed, lagging, backed up, crawling, bumper-to-bumper, snarled, gridlocked, clogged, jammed, creeping, inching, bottlenecked, stalled, obstructed, impeded, hindered, bogged down, restricted, snagged, slowed to a trickle, choked

P.S. occasional wandering tangents, odd stories, weird anecdotes, and plugs for Area Resident still welcome. (We love you.)

By Cory Trevor

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3 thought on “unOfficial Doug Hempstead Traffic Report Cheetsheet”
  1. @moosecleans.ca Yes! gah caused me to really laugh irl He's a treasure but I stil miss the "to be sure" from CBC TV.

    1. Originally we were going to write this as the “unOfficial Doug Hempstead Traffic Report Drinking Game” where you’d take a shot every time he says “busy.” On further reflection, we decided to skew positive. He seems like a good guy. I get the biggest smile whenever Hallie Cotnam has to reign him in from a wandering segue.

  2. Busy buSY BuSy BUSy bUSY BusY buSy BUsY bUsy bUSy BUSY bUsY BuSY BUSy BuSy bUsy BUsy BUSY buSy BUSy BUSY Busy bUSy buSY BuSy BuSY BUsy BUsY BUSy buSy BUSY BUsy BUSY buSY BuSy BuSY BUsY bUSy buSY bUSY BusY bUsY BUSy bUSY BUsY BUSy buSy BUsY busy!

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