Conservative ladies shocked at Harper Hamilton rally


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The Christian Conservative Senior Ladies Association was not happy with Stephen Harper’s performance at his latest rally in Hamilton.

It all started as Stephen Harper bent over below the viewing range of the Ladies and held his index finger and thumb close together making a joke about Justin Trudeau. The Ladies were seated in the middle of the hall and couldn’t see what was going on.

“Well, my Lord!” said Hilda Akins.  “Sophie just fell over flat on the floor and passed out.  We had to call the paramedics but turns out she just had a fainting spell.  What with Stephen Harper’s remark and Sophie forgetting to take her high blood pressure medication, she just couldn’t take it.”

Clara Hodgins explained, “So, Ethel yells out down the row if anyone can see what he’s doing and Edna, who was sitting at the end, said that Harper said something about Justin and she thinks Harper is talking about Justin’s, you know, his….I can’t say it and using his fingers to show its size!”

“Can you imagine? The Prime Minister of this country talking about another candidate’s ah…you know…and Justin is such a nice young man, too,” said Jennie Simmons.  “How disgusting. He just lost our vote, even though we are Conservatives. We’re not putting up with this filth.”

It was explained to the Ladies that the Prime Minister was actually referring to Justin Trudeau’s proposed little deficits.

“A deficit?”  Hilda laughed.  “Oh well, never mind. C’mon girls, we made a mistake. Let’s go get some tea.”

Sharon Dunn

Political junkie, proud grad of UPEI, supporter of civil & human rights.

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