Fall is the gate to winter’s hell
CANADA—It’s late autumn in Canada and something sinister is afoot. Temperatures are dropping and soon a new season will be upon us. “I can’t believe this is happening again!” lamented…
“Kevin Vickers” becomes verb used by would-be heroes
CANADA—Kevin Vickers, the man credited with stopping the Parliament Hill shooter in October 2014, has inspired a movement. After Vickers dispatched a peaceful protestor in Ireland last week, people started…
Jian Ghomeshi ready to Hatefuck Your Morning with new webcast
From the basement of his mother’s home in Thornhill, Ontario, disgraced former ‘Q’ host Jian Ghomeshi is quietly rebuilding his media empire. Capitalizing on his new reputation within the public…
NAC Oscar Peterson exhibit hacked to play chopsticks
Visitors to the National Arts Centre in Ottawa were greeted with a peculiar sound this week as the soundtrack for the Oscar Peterson statue had been unexpectedly changed. Listeners expecting…
Social media blunders lead parties to establish candidate farms
Only five weeks into the federal election campaign, all three major political parties have had to pull candidates for social media slipups.
Conservative ladies shocked at Harper Hamilton rally
The Christian Conservative Senior Ladies Association was not happy with Stephen Harper’s performance at his latest rally in Hamilton.
Liberal plan for fairness can only be achieved with unfair majority
The Liberal Party unveiled their plan for fairness earlier this month and party leader Justin Trudeau was elated. “We’re really excited to bring this policy forward and hope Canadians will…
Risk of losing election is valid use of Contingency Fund, Harper says
Faced with criticism that Finance Minister Joe Oliver used 'financial sleight-of-hand' to balance the federal budget by reducing the size of the annual contingency fund from $3-billion to a mere…
Trudeau to personally oversee heroin injection sites
Justin Trudeau announced his intention to open more supervised injection sites across Canada earlier last month to encourage and support heroin addicts to keep using the highly addictive, illegal and…
Periscope app the latest technology to be appropriated by online pervs
Twitter launched a new app and it’s already popping up in unwanted places. Less than two weeks old, Periscope has a lot of people talking. And watching.