Hurricane Miranda now identifies as Hurricane Matthew

Photo credit: Kakela, Flickr.

Earlier today Hurricane Miranda announced that it will be transitioning, and now wants to be called Matthew.

“I’ve identified as male my whole life, even when I was just a tropical wave forming on the African Coast,” Hurricane Peter revealed.

That wasn’t the last surprise, as the natural disaster revealed it also identifies as an earthquake.

Matthew announced that though he was now an earthquake, he still wished “to be measured by the category system.”

The meteorologists who named the storm are apparently taking it pretty hard.

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