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OTTAWA — Sociologists and etiquette aficionados alike continue grappling with a societal shift of unprecedented proportions. The overall consensus blames the presidency of Donald Drumpf and the subsequent COVID-19 lockdown…
Dear Americans, lock your doors, turn on all the lights, and clutch your loved ones tight. The 2024 presidential election season is here, and it’s shaping up to be a…
MIAMI — Parents across the nation are reeling this week after news broke that Steve Burns, the beloved former host of the children’s television show “Blue’s Clues,” has launched a…
In a world where a frozen wasteland is the new last-chance-to-see tourist hotspot, scientists and engineers are flocking to the Yukon to witness the majestic thawing of permafrost. Who needs…
OTTAWA — In an initiative that has sparked both confusion and controversy, the Canadian government has announced plans to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the Indian Act with a unique…
TORONTO — In an announcement today, Loblaws president Galen Weston has decided to embrace the growing criticism and public mockery of his company by launching a new line of products…
OTTAWA — Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre, known for his penchant for outspokenness, has found a curious loophole: silence. While the nation grapples with the shocking findings of recent reports…
It appears Ottawa has chosen to honour Diane Deans by renaming the Greenboro Community Centre after her. A heartwarming gesture, surely, for those who never had the “pleasure” of dealing…
OTTAWA — Are you ready to party? No, seriously! Ottawa has appointed Mathieu Grondin as its first-ever Nightlife Commissioner. Grondin, known for his previous exploits in turning Montreal into a…
JERUSALEM — In a spectacular display of modern warfare, Crime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has once again demonstrated his unwavering commitment to eradicating Hamas—regardless of the cost. The recent Israeli air…