Fucking A! Swearing makes you feel better, scientists say
The next time someone tells you to stop cursing, tell them it's therapeutic... then tell them to fuck off. This according to new research by Richard Stephens and some other…
Nigerian girls fail to attract buyers, militants complain
The fate of 200 girls kidnapped from their boarding school in Chibok may be twisting for the better. Boko Haram militants initially threatened to sell the girls into slavery, but…
“Log Driver’s Waltz” displaces “Gangnam Style” in popular dance craze reign
Don't cry, Psy, but a new dance sensation is sweeping the nation.
John Paul II sainthood in doubt after miracles challenged
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis fielded questions today from a small crowd of mildly-annoyed protesters gathered in St. Peter’s Square. The group alleged that John Paul II's rush to sainthood, while arguably…
Groomers discriminate – overcharge tripawds, woman complains
LOCAL—Carmen Ferris' Golden Retriever Sally is, by all accounts, the biggest sweetums you'll ever meet. At age 12-and-a-half she's the perfect pet, complete in every way – except that she…
Developer proclaims Hello Dolly ‘herpes for WordPress’
Like most people that host a WordPress blog, web developer Bryant Knight is excited when a new version comes out. New features, new look, but one distressing side effect: the…
Homely man’s remarriage proves love more than blind
Howard Brandt isn't exactly the man of most women's dreams. While his 5'6” tall and roughly 305 pound frame often compels a second look from the opposite sex, it's generally…
Ontario man hacks vehicle computer to pass emissions test
When his 2007 Corolla failed to pass Ontario's “new and improved” Drive Clean program, Thomas Callaghan was aghast. “I just can't believe it,” he told Mooseclean's. “Two years ago the…
“Dark Knight” Peter MacKay to patrol red light districts
Federal Minister of Justice and Attorney General Peter MacKay, angered that New Brunswick is dropping current prosecutions of prostitutes and Johns, is taking matters into his own hands. "I will…
Always a favourite, never a retweet
Gill Renner of Fort McMurray, AB is an avid Twitter user with a problem. "People seem to like my content, so I can't complain too much, but they just don't…