Moustache misread maddens Medicine Hat man
An Alberta man is suing his former East Vancouver neighbourhood for refusing to acknowledge the ironic ethos behind his 1970s moustache. DJ McSweeney – now known as Bradley Brummond of…
“Dark Knight” Peter MacKay to patrol red light districts
Federal Minister of Justice and Attorney General Peter MacKay, angered that New Brunswick is dropping current prosecutions of prostitutes and Johns, is taking matters into his own hands. "I will be…
Rehab is penicillin for your personality
It seems more and more celebrities are embracing rehab as an alternative to issuing an apology, going to jail or just being less of an asshole. Rehab for Old Hollywood…
My Answer: Eating your children
Q: Deuteronomy 28:53 tells us that "because of the dire straits to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh…
Cutting the cheese
EAST COAST, USA—What food comes in a loaf, melts like a dream and is shelf stable? Velveeta, of course! But the processed cheese product that coats teeth and adheres to…
Always a favourite, never a retweet
Gill Renner of Fort McMurray, AB is an avid Twitter user with a problem. "People seem to like my content, so I can't complain too much, but they just don't…
Mulcair spotted drinking at high school bush party
OTTAWA—In what was subsequently labelled "engaging young voters," leader of the federal NDP Tom Muclair was photographed last night at a park congregated by teenagers, drinking out of several different…
St. John’s man stays positive in face of Lululemon ban
A Newfoundland man has been banned from Lululemon Athletica stores for reasons he can not comprehend. Gump Brownsey, 52 calls the ban “unfair” claiming he was merely responding to encouragements…