Grandfather demands tea bagging at birthday dinner


Photo: Toshiyuki IMAI (CC BY SA 2.0)

WINNIPEG—“Tea bag me!” shouted Abe Vasquez at last Sunday’s family dinner.

Following the meal, Vasquez’s daughter had set the table for dessert.  That’s when her father grabbed a tea cup and made his demand.

“At first, nobody reacted,” recounted Rob Darling, grandson of Vasquez.  “Grandpa shouts a lot in general and not everything he says makes sense.  But then my sister started giggling.”

“I told him to calm down, and asked my daughter Alea to tea bag her grandfather,” said Maria Darling.  “Then all hell broke loose.”

Siblings Rob and Alea left the dining room in a fit of hysterics.  “I don’t know what got into those kids,” said Maria.  “I had to send them to get the cake and try and regain their composure.”

Peter Darling, father of Rob and Alea, joined his kids in the kitchen.  “I told them it was time to bring out the birthday cake.  Grandpa wanted to give it a blow job.”

Molly Donovan

Molly Donovan

I grew up in the USA, but don’t hold that against me because I’m also Canadian.

Just think of me as the mole.

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