Unable to figure out latest Twitter update, student kills self
In yet another instance of social networking sites taking a toll on human life, Scott Thomas, a 27-year old student at the University of Regina, committed suicide last night after…
University tackles question: ‘What Does the Fox Say?’
OTTAWA—Ever since Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis released their smash hit The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?), academics have been working hard to answer the question. At Carleton University, the…
Instagram thwarts tradition
HALIFAX—A chant that has welcomed St. Mary’s University students for years has been banned because of an Instagram post.
Class clown becomes class clown
CAMPBELL RIVER, B.C.—Sir John Franklin Secondary hosted the class of 2003 for a 10-year reunion this past Saturday. Former Campbell River resident and class clown, Ken Richards, told reporters he…
Kumon, Sylvan offer free remedial math to Senators
OTTAWA—In separate press conferences held today, Kumon Math and Reading Centres and Sylvan Learning Centres of Ottawa both announced the availability of free remedial mathematics courses for any Canadian Senators…
Litterasee is on deekline, expurtz say
ODDAWA—Akording 2 a survay conduckted by the Ontaireeoh Ministree uv Edyookayshun, Ingglish litter a see among collige gradyooits has deeklined dramaticklee in the past 10 yeers. Onlee 31 per sent…