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OTTAWA—Radio-Canada, the French-language service for television and radio, has finally made it completely unclear who they are and where they are broadcasting from. In recent decades the federally-funded network has…
OTTAWA—Sad news today for Ottawans hoping to chow down on Jimmy Eat World or get their Dixie Chicks fix at this year's Ottawa Bluesfest. Festival director Mark Monahan has revealed…
TORONTO—Mooseclean's pollsters are cavorting wildly in the lobby today, which is to say that pleasant grins are being exchanged between staff normally too reserved to make eye contact. Why? We…
OTTAWA—In a survey conducted exclusively for Mooseclean's, 25% of individuals polled would consider trading Ottawa's counsellor-turned-mayor Jim Watson for Toronto's hoodlum-turned-mayor Rob "F-ing" Ford. Some respondents agreed to provide comments…
OTTAWA—Prime Minister Harper is leaving absolutely no doubt about his role in the Duffy repayment scandal. "It was Wright," he said. "The person, I mean, not the payout. And his…
OTTAWA—Reports are surfacing that in an attempt to mutually boost their tarnished images, ex-Tory Mike Duffy and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford are in talks to wrestle at a public fundraiser…
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