Wisconsin Governor and Presidential Candidate Scott Walker has proposed a wall, similar to that proposed across the U.S.-Mexican border, be constructed between Canada and the U.S. That is a distance of 6,416.5 km (3,987 miles) not including the Alaska/Canada border; an additional 2,475.2km (1,538 miles).
LIKED: Noémi Dagenais “shares” how pictures and text were published in ancient times, in an analog, local area networked, non-user editable format. The teens were delighted to discover that comments could still be written in the margins.
Photo credit: MCL
MONTREAL—Local teen Remy Watt was surprised to learn this week that public libraries actually exist. “I heard my parents mention them once or twice and the librarian at school said something about the branches downtown,” Watt said with a shrug, “but I thought they were just playing.”
QUEBEC CITY—In an astounding turn of events today, the province of Quebec has formally announced that they are deferring their bid for sovereignty indefinitely amid concerns about increasing projected costs.
The Quebec government is seeking to build on the success of the Charter of Quebec Values with a complimentary Charter of Quebec Norms.
MONTREAL—Colin Clark, a 42 year old husband and father of three recently diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive English Speaking Disorder (OCESD), was rushed to the Montreal General Hospital suffering multiple injuries to his head, arm and ribcage. The incident occurred late in the night when a group of Parti Québécois supporters assaulted him for not using the national language of Quebec while ordering his drink at a local pub downtown.
MONTREAL—Air Canada customers will now be put through an additional screening test to determine their current mental state, and that could spell more money out of your pocket.
MONTREAL—The yearly surge of elderly tourists invading Montreal began a week early this year with the arrival of The Rolling Stones who played to a crowd of over 15,000 cane-wavers at Bell Centre this past Sunday.
The audience, largely comprised of residents from neighbouring retirement homes and Americans too cheap to spring for packages to the French Riviera were mildly impressed by the performance, though it was unclear whether this was due to the music itself or the rare treat of being allowed outdoors for a field trip by bus.