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Author: Jay Milley

Rogers defends soaring Internet costs

January 8, 2015Jay Milley Leave a Comment

With a recent study showing Canada as one of the top 10 countries for high Internet costs, media overlord Rogers backs up their outrageous price plans with plain science.

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Business, Milley, Technology

Saskatchewan proves it “still exists”

November 26, 2013Jay Milley Leave a Comment

REGINA—With the 101st Grey Cup behind them, Regina natives can return to solidarity in good spirits knowing that their existence was confirmed for one day.

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Canada, Life, Milley, Regina, Saskatchewan, Sports

Criminals offended at Grand Theft Auto’s unrealistic expectations

September 26, 2013Jay Milley Leave a Comment

Last week’s launch of the latest version of Grand Theft Auto has prompted many pro-crime advocacy groups to come out and publicly boycott the game’s unrealistic portrayal of felonious activities.

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Entertainment, Games, Milley, Technology

Detroit launches Kickstarter campaign to build new city

August 2, 2013Jay Milley Leave a Comment

In the aftermath of declaring bankruptcy, the city of Detroit has turned to popular fundraising site Kickstarter to crowd source its next attempt at building a major metropolis.

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Business, Milley, World

Britons anxiously await news of whether sex works or not

July 20, 2013Jay Milley Leave a Comment

The much anticipated due date for Kate Middleton’s child has come and gone, and a nation holds its collective breath for proof that sex is a thing they can do.

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Life, Milley, Sex, World

Public divided over Zimmerman trial entertainment value

July 15, 2013Jay Milley Leave a Comment

Viewers of the George Zimmerman second degree murder trial are on the fence about whether or not they should’ve invested 3 weeks of their lives into the show.

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Crime, Entertainment, Law, Milley, Opinion, World

Local man doesn’t know what to do with your newborn’s height and weight information

July 5, 2013Jay Milley Leave a Comment

Steve Lamonte would like to make it clear that he has no idea what to do with your baby’s stats and would appreciate it if you just kept it to yourself.

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Life, Local, Milley, Opinion

Racism fires Michael Richards, hires up-and-comer Paula Deen

June 24, 2013Jay Milley Leave a Comment
illustration by finklebottom

illustration by finklebottomAfter a tumultuous week, Racism finally announced that former Seinfeld star and long time spokesperson Michael Richards would be let go to make room for a fresh, new face.

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Entertainment, finklebottom, Life, Milley, Television, World

Air Canada now charging for emotional baggage

June 20, 2013Jay Milley Leave a Comment

MONTREAL—Air Canada customers will now be put through an additional screening test to determine their current mental state, and that could spell more money out of your pocket.

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Business, Canada, finklebottom, Milley, Montreal, Quebec, Travel

God’s new venture ChristianMingle.com a commercial success

June 11, 2013Jay Milley Leave a Comment

After the massive success of his autobiography ‘The Bible’, bestselling author God has set His sights on a new business venture; the business of love.

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Business, Life, Milley, Technology, Web, World

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