OTTAWA—Drunken, slurred reports were overheard at the Parliament Pub late Tuesday night (possibly early Wednesday morning) that pedophile basher and Minister of Public Safety Vic Toews, 60, will retire today, or if not today, very soon.
We hit the street (well, Twitter), to see (well, read) how Canadians are feeling:
Canada’s Public Safety Minister Vic Toews to retire from politics. Says he wants to stay at home and oppress his family for awhile. #CDNpoli
— Corey Redekop (@CoreyRedekop) June 26, 2013
— bmaggiemay (@bmaggiemay) June 26, 2013
bad news for Trudeau, Mulcair. toews is a living, breathing symbol of what people dislike about the Tories http://t.co/txdySJmfcJ
— Jonathan Kay (@jonkay) June 26, 2013
BREAKING! Public Safety Minister Vic Toews to step down so he can spend more time web-surfing “Hot Teenage Filipino Babysitters.”
— CC (@canadiancynic) June 26, 2013
and let me hold the door for you. RT @TBone68: Vic Toews to leave politics. Two words: Good Riddance.
— the dave I know (@wpgguy) June 26, 2013