Public Safety Minister Vic Toews (left)and Justice Minister Rob Nicholson take part in a news conference to announce measures protecting children from internet predators, in Ottawa, Tuesday, February 14, 2012.(THE CANADIAN PRESS/ Jake Wright)

OTTAWA—Drunken, slurred reports were overheard at the Parliament Pub late Tuesday night (possibly early Wednesday morning) that pedophile basher and Minister of Public Safety Vic Toews, 60, will retire today, or if not today, very soon.

We hit the street (well, Twitter), to see (well, read) how Canadians are feeling:

By Sebastian Panache

Editor-in-Chief. Follow him on Twitter @SebPanache. Or don’t. It’s okay, really.

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