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Lisa MacLeod and the Tao of Crüe

January 18, 2019Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Nepean MPP and Ontario Cabinet Minister Lisa MacLeod flaunted the depth of her philosophical acumen in a swipe at former Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne: While this could easily be written off as a feeble taunt, her invocation of 1990 glam… Continue Reading →

Canada, Music, Opinion, Politics, Sex

White Christmas marginalizes non-whites, sociologist suggests

December 23, 2016Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

With the snow all gone, there’s nothing left but the whites of their faces. (Image Credit: Donald Judge, flickr). In the age of global warming, the concept of a White Christmas is radically shifting, claims Angelina Drury, Assistant Professor at… Continue Reading →

Canada, Culture, Panache

Fall is the gate to winter’s hell

November 16, 2016Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

CANADA—It’s late autumn in Canada and something sinister is afoot.  Temperatures are dropping and soon a new season will be upon us. “I can’t believe this is happening again!” lamented Winnipeg resident Christie Olsen.  “I finally put my boots away… Continue Reading →

Canada, Donovan, National, Weather

Coffee houses burn in java gangland

September 13, 2016Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

OTTAWA—A bitter turf war between two rival upstarts and the industry powerhouses has seemingly resulted in another java joint burned to the ground.

Business, Canada, Food, Ottawa, Panache

Best Canadian Olympics Ever?

August 27, 2016SaskRabbit79 Leave a Comment

After a couple or weeks in Rio, the Canadian Olympic Team enjoyed great success. The team finished tenth in the medal standings, including four Gold. We had some great contributors with great futures ahead: see Penny Oleksiak and Andre De… Continue Reading →

Canada, Olympics, Opinion, SaskRabbit79, Sports

Pot to stay on the streets illegally ahead of proposed new regulations

April 13, 2016Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Photo: Alex Guibord, flickr (CC BY 2.0) Despite a recent warning from Canada’s toke-friendly prime minister that marijuana will continue to be illegal in this country until a strong regulatory framework is created, pot users and dealers nationwide are declining… Continue Reading →

Canada, Drugs, Entertainment, Justin Trudeau, Law, Panache, Travel

Trudeau grants Osama Bin Laden Canadian citizenship postmortem

March 16, 2016Brian Leave a Comment

Photo: Alex Guibord, flickr (CC BY 2.0) “This is a great day of Canada as we begin a new era of positivity,” beamed Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as he granted Osama Bin Laden Canadian citizenship.

Canada, Crime, Feelgood, Government, ModernGinger

Canadian military retreats from Islamic State

February 11, 2016Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Image: DonkeyHotey (CC BY 2.0) Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced on Monday that the Canadian military prescence in Iraq and Syria will retreat from the Islamic State effective Feb. 22, 2016. Canada’s CF-18s will cease their highly effective bombing… Continue Reading →

Canada, Justin Trudeau, Military, ModernGinger, Politics

P.E.I. man ticketed for texting while driving…in his driveway

December 7, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Image: CBC First, it was a man driving through a Tim Horton’s early in the morning to get his daily coffee in Beaumont, Alberta when he was stopped and ticketed by police for texting while driving. Now, Eric Sanders of… Continue Reading →

Canada, Crime, Law, Life, Panache

Mooseclean’s gets first look at extended census

November 10, 2015Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Photo: Statistics Canada OTTAWA—The new Liberal government announced the reinstatement of the long-form census shortly after taking office.  Nixed in 2010, the 61-question form is seen as invasive by opponents.  However, proponents say it will provide much-needed information on Canadians,… Continue Reading →

Canada, Donovan, Government, Justin Trudeau, Science

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