Toronto in terror over purported Rob Ford sex video
TORONTO—Yes, Rob loves the ladies. But just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, multiple sources are now alleging that Mayor Rob Ford routinely enjoyed the company of prostitutes…
LGBT group decries FDA ban on Trans Fats
Trans Fats will be systematically eliminated from American society if a proposed ban by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is given approval, according to an official news release on…
Quebec abandons sovereignty bid indefinitely
QUEBEC CITY—In an astounding turn of events today, the province of Quebec has formally announced that they are deferring their bid for sovereignty indefinitely amid concerns about increasing projected costs.
University tackles question: ‘What Does the Fox Say?’
OTTAWA—Ever since Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis released their smash hit The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?), academics have been working hard to answer the question. At Carleton University, the…
Dell to release expanded line of scented laptops
ROUND ROCK, Texas—Disappointed by the negative public reaction Dell received for their initial foray into the emerging scented laptop market, founder, chairman and CEO Michael Dell announced the company is…
Critics doubt Rob Ford’s confession he smoked crack
TORONTO—Hot on the heels of his admission that he used crack cocaine, critics of beleaguered Mayor Rob Ford are already expressing skepticism.
Rob Ford approves release of non-existent video
TORONTO—Having recanted his earlier assertion that Toronto's Police Chief did not exist, Mayor-for-the-meantime Rob Ford is now apologizing, hat in hand.
Ottawa mayor gets coupon book, decides to rebuild everything
Ottawa residents are used to little fix-it projects: pothole filling, tree trimming, sewer line repairs... But if you've been commuting in Ottawa recently, you may have wondered if the delays…