Jian Ghomeshi ready to Hatefuck Your Morning with new webcast
From the basement of his mother’s home in Thornhill, Ontario, disgraced former ‘Q’ host Jian Ghomeshi is quietly rebuilding his media empire. Capitalizing on his new reputation within the public…
White Man told to ‘go back home’ in note found in mailbox
A Caucasian man in the Gloucester subdivision of Ottawa has called police after discovering a handwritten note in his mailbox informing him that “Canada is no place for terrorists or…
Nose to tail movement inspires uterus transplants
CLEVELAND, OHIO—Cleveland is known as home to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and birthplace of Drew Carey. But C-Town may soon be famous for zombie babies.
NAC Oscar Peterson exhibit hacked to play chopsticks
Visitors to the National Arts Centre in Ottawa were greeted with a peculiar sound this week as the soundtrack for the Oscar Peterson statue had been unexpectedly changed. Listeners expecting…
Mooseclean’s gets first look at extended census
OTTAWA—The new Liberal government announced the reinstatement of the long-form census shortly after taking office. Nixed in 2010, the 61-question form is seen as invasive by opponents. However, proponents say…
89% of public servants deleted Stephen Harper ‘farewell’ letter without reading it
A senior employee at Shared Services Canada has revealed that of all public servants who have their email hosted by SSC, only a fraction bothered to open the farewell message from…