Don’t go chasing waterfails
NEW YORK—Tom Selleck was recently accused of stealing water in California. And in a case of art imitating life, an upcoming Blue Bloods episode will feature a purported water thief.
Get your freak on with these off-beat Pan Am sports
The Pan Am and Parapan Am Games are coming to Toronto. Don’t let sluggish ticket sales keep you from events you likely won’t get a chance to witness otherwise. Here’s…
Despite being a jerk, Modi is PM of India
I am happy that the Prime Minister of Bangladesh, despite being a woman, is openly saying that she has zero tolerance for terrorism. – Narendra Modi
New game show: inverse Family Feud
After being on the air for nearly 40 years, Family Feud is running out of questions. Producers at Freemantle Media think they have a solution.
Tampon tax break – strings attached?
As of July 1, feminine hygiene products will be exempt from the federal portion of the GST. While women across the nation rejoice, men are feeling left out.
Pan Am shirt debacle dubbed (Water) Polo-Gate
Ahead of the Pan Am games, Joe Fresh will need to give volunteers the shirt off its back. The clothier is on the hook after delivering a botched order of…
Man quits corporate job to dig ditches – boss still an asshole
Bill Overleigh had a six-figure income and worked 70-hour weeks. He dined at high-end restaurants and traveled first class. But he gave it all up because he thought the simple…
Man defies adage by kicking the bucket before paying taxes
Herman Anderson hated paying taxes. He railed against government greed his entire adult life, calling the nation’s rate of taxation criminal and unfair. But on May 4th, Anderson had the…
The dark side of Miss Universe Japan
Recently, a new Miss Universe Japan was crowned. Ariana Miyamoto will represent her country in the 2015 Miss Universe contest. If she’s not chased out of the country first.
Oversight pairs peanut and anaphylactic awareness days
In a blunder sure to result in panic and countless deaths, April 25 has been designated both National Peanut Day and Anaphylactic Awareness Day.