Stories by Molly Donovan
National Correspondent
A Canadian who grew up in the USA
Follow her on Twitter at @6ixstories
U.S.A.—Sports enthusiasts who have been losing their shit over college basketball during the month of March will soon be faced with nothing to live for. Kentucky superfan Corb Bunsen talked to Mooseclean’s about coming to terms with the end of… Continue Reading
Photo: Anthony Topper (flickr) Dear Mooseclean’s: Lately, I feel like a number of my friends have fallen victim to a cult. They talk obsessively about their group, use specialized language and berate themselves for missing meetings. I fear that if… Continue Reading
NASA—Astronomers have found seven Earth-sized planets that they hope will reveal life beyond our globe. Area inhabitants are not amused. “Oh, for Zasafron’s sake!” said TRAPPIST-1e alien Muhammad, choosing to use a name Earthlings would be able to comprehend. “Back… Continue Reading
LOS ANGELES—Richard Hatch has died. No, not that Richard Hatch. Based on viewer age and television preferences, there is some confusion as to which Richard Hatch is no longer living. While some people are correctly mourning the passing of Battlestar… Continue Reading
RHODE ISLAND, U.S.A.—Hasbro’s Gaming Division has introduced the latest Monopoly edition in recognition of the 45th President of the United States. “What better way to honor President Trump than with a game that celebrates money, real estate and crushing your… Continue Reading
Photo: Cumi Danciki (CC BY) WINNIPEG—Neighborhood gym Hard Bodies has seen a 35% increase in membership since January 1. However, the gym is no more crowded than usual.
2016, you are… The box of raisins at Halloween A dead fly floating in the soup tureen A bad haircut that made me cry Waking up to the sting of pink eye
TORONTO—After Toronto FC lost the MLS Cup to the Seattle Sounders in a shootout, new parents and longtime soccer fans John and Anna Besh made a decision. “Look, if the format is good enough to decide a championship game, it’s… Continue Reading
TORONTO—In January, the TTC will increase the cost of riding public transit for the sixth time in six years. Riders are fed up with what they feel is unfair treatment and they’re calling for a boycott.
Photo credit: Winnipeg Blue Bombers (CC BY 2.0) TORONTO—On November 27th, the 104th Grey Cup will be played at Toronto’s BMO Field. Here’s a game day primer for those of you who aren’t CFL fans.