Fat, stupid escalator riders eaten by zombie inventor gone amok
Most people have never heard of Jesse Wilford Reno but too many, it seems, are habitual abusers of his most famous invention: the escalator. "I've been rolling in my grave…
Porn star neighbour’s tricks are most desired treat this Halloween
In this suburban neighbourhood, streets are lined with modest one and two-level homes. Many are decorated for the upcoming Halloween holiday. But there’s a recently discovered treat hiding in the…
Thousands of Jian Ghomeshi “jilted ex-lovers” emerge to pledge undying support
After being fired by the CBC for alleged acts of non-consensual rough sex with an ex-girlfriend, a flood of similar ex-lovers have now come out in support of the beleaguered…
My Answer: Lots of concerns about Lot
Q: Genesis 19 is really making me wonder if Lot was such a righteous man. I mean, God did save him from the destruction of Sodom, but on the whole he…
Local man calls in sad for work
Earlier today Pat Grandall, 38, called his boss to say that he was too sad to work.
Indigenous People’s Day celebrations marred by Smallpox deaths
BERKLEY, California—An event marking Indigenous People's Day ended in tragedy after twenty-three people were infected with smallpox, killing at least five.