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As streets were cleaned and businesses re-built yesterday in the wake of the latest bout of public destruction of property and robbery downtown, thugs, thieves and other malcontents expressed their…
Recently, a new Miss Universe Japan was crowned. Ariana Miyamoto will represent her country in the 2015 Miss Universe contest. If she’s not chased out of the country first.
Wherever disaster strikes, a guilty brown man is somewhere nearby, or so we are often led to believe. There's no convincing some people that Muslims aren't the root of all…
Faced with criticism that Finance Minister Joe Oliver used 'financial sleight-of-hand' to balance the federal budget by reducing the size of the annual contingency fund from $3-billion to a mere…
Justin Trudeau announced his intention to open more supervised injection sites across Canada earlier last month to encourage and support heroin addicts to keep using the highly addictive, illegal and…
In a blunder sure to result in panic and countless deaths, April 25 has been designated both National Peanut Day and Anaphylactic Awareness Day.
The Toronto Maple Leafs have hired former Burger King mascot The Burger King to a 5 year deal. King is expected to take on both duties of the General Manager…
A crowd of approximately 3,000 angry parents gathered in front of Queen’s Park in Toronto to protest the Ontario Liberal government and their radical sex-education program developed by a pedophile.