Parents shocked to find children’s Halloween candy contain harsh life truths
BRANTFORD, ON—Local parents were outraged after finding slips of paper containing harsh facts of life amongst their children’s Halloween candy.
Bluetooth still making it hard to tell sane people from insane
While Bluetooth headsets and in-ear headphones with mobile phone microphones are not new technology, some still yearn for the simpler times.
“Young hottie” PILF wins election
Last week, Canada elected Justin Trudeau as the new Prime Minister. But this isn’t news to you unless you’ve been living under a rock. Or in the United States.
Playboy self-castrates
If you want to see a traditional centerfold, buy a Playboy magazine in the next few months. After March 2016, the publication will still showcase women in provocative poses, but…
Harperbot deemed a success by developers despite election loss
With their creation now soundly rejected by the Canadian public, the team behind the long-suspected Harperbot male simulant project are “owning up and calling it a day.”
First Nations allege World Wide Web infringes aboriginal intellectual property rights
A newly-filed lawsuit alleges that the idea for the Web may have been stolen.
Tube socks with your Slurpee?
TORONTO—Tired of hauling your cookies to Walmart and then being ridiculed on the bus ride home because of your billowing bags? Now you can pick up diapers for the baby when…