University tackles question: ‘What Does the Fox Say?’
OTTAWA—Ever since Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis released their smash hit The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?), academics have been working hard to answer the question. At Carleton University, the…
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford unmasked on Halloween?
TORONTO—On October 31st, Toronto Police confirmed they had a video that appears to show Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. Trick? Or Treat? Mooseclean’s took to the streets of Toronto…
Woman lists cat as emergency contact
ALBERTA—Canmore resident Shirley Best is marching to the beat of her own drum. After years of struggling with who to name as an emergency contact, she finally settled on her…
Boyfriend deemed dead weight
TORONTO—Annex resident Holly Lola came to a realization over the long weekend. All of her boyfriend’s quirks that used to be so endearing are now just irksome. “Yeah, I’m not…
Giving thanks, eh
While a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, would Thanksgiving in another country cut the mustard? Here, a comparison of the holiday in Canada and its counterpart…
Rum, Sodomy and the Death
DUBLIN—A member of the rough and tumble Irish band The Pogues has died. And to everyone’s surprise, it’s not lead singer Shane MacGowan.
U.S. Government takes vacation
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On October 1 the U.S. government shut down. Kind of. Congress failed to pass a spending bill for the fiscal year, which means non-essential government workers are getting an…
Public shaming backlash – parents beware
The trend of public shaming children has become a hot topic. But for every child made to wear a demeaning sign in public, there is a parent just as deserving.
Dream to come true for one middle-aged man
TORONTO—Medieval Times, the dinner theatre event that combines feasting and jousting, is looking for a new king.
Instagram thwarts tradition
HALIFAX—A chant that has welcomed St. Mary’s University students for years has been banned because of an Instagram post.