Whites agree to surrender Blues in exchange for return of NBA
In a bid to resolve a bitter feud which has persisted for generations, whites and blacks are in tense negotiations over the rightful division of key cultural communal properties, primarily…
Insider reveals true reason for budget delay
OTTAWA—“I know Joe Oliver is saying that it’s about oil prices, but the truth is that we just don’t have enough paper on hand,” said a source inside the Conservative…
Putting the skids on toilet paper advertising
Canadians, tired of being misled, are demanding truth in toilet paper advertising. Led by a group calling itself WIPE OUT LIES, angry citizens have had enough TP padding.
People more likely to read short articles, study finds
A new report on reading habits has provided some intriguing results.
50 Ways to Beat Your Lover
The Hollywood adaptation of the erotic novel 50 Shades of Grey had an explosive opening night and engorged sales over the weekend. What’s less expected is the collateral impact the…
Sun News shutdown causes Mad Cow in Alberta
The sudden end to the Sun News Network, more commonly referred to as Fox North, has prompted an outbreak of Mad Cow Disease at an Alberta farm.
Dick and Jane file for divorce, ending successful marriage, partnership
For most of his life, Dick Perkins has lived in the public eye, or at least under those eyes still learning to read. “I didn't have a normal childhood. How…