My Answer: Pure Virgin Wool
Q: Numbers 31:32 states that: "These were the spoils which remained of the plunder taken by the fighting men: 675,000 sheep, 72,000 cattle, 61,000 donkeys, and as for persons, 32,000…
I’d like to buy the world a milk
Coca-Cola has started distributing Fairlife milk. Mooseclean's took samples of whole, fat free, chocolate and reduced fat Fairlife to GoodLife gyms in Toronto and asked what people thought.
Harper to outsource human Canadians
To avoid the ramifications of a nuclear holocaust, severe global warming, or any other world-wide catastrophe – human consciousness will be conceived into computer circuits by the year 2100, Prime…
You’re still a stupid, fat hosebag one month after new year’s resolution
It's game over, man. Game over. Your yearly pledge to better yourself has officially failed to take root for an umpteenth consecutive year.
#stormchips movement inspires Maritime emergency kit
HALIFAX—Maritimers emerged unscathed and full of potato chips after a tempest blew through Eastern Canada last week.
Chris Hadfield depleted drug stash at International Space Station
Renowned Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield has been accused of consuming more than his share of mind-altering drugs aboard the International Space Station .
Restaurant owner saddened buffet hog undeterred by food poisoning
After agreeing to speak to Mooseclean's only on the condition that his identity would be obscured, a local Indian restaurateur has revealed the extraordinary lengths he went through to break…
Former teen gospel singer to headline NFL half-time show
In an attempt to increase beer sales during half-time, NFL executives have booked Katy Perry to perform at the 49th annual Super Bowl.