Book Fight Club
KAMLOOPS, B.C.—Amy Parsons was hosting her monthly book club Sunday night when discussion and laughter devolved into insults and fisticuffs. “I’m not really sure how it happened. One minute, we…
Santa to Mayor Ford: “Don’t Rain On My Parade”
For the first time ever, Santa Claus has issued a Press Release, a Special Statement, from the North Pole. This missive was received by Mooseclean’s today, just a day before…
Toronto in terror over purported Rob Ford sex video
TORONTO—Yes, Rob loves the ladies. But just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, multiple sources are now alleging that Mayor Rob Ford routinely enjoyed the company of prostitutes…
LGBT group decries FDA ban on Trans Fats
Trans Fats will be systematically eliminated from American society if a proposed ban by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is given approval, according to an official news release on…
Quebec abandons sovereignty bid indefinitely
QUEBEC CITY—In an astounding turn of events today, the province of Quebec has formally announced that they are deferring their bid for sovereignty indefinitely amid concerns about increasing projected costs.
University tackles question: ‘What Does the Fox Say?’
OTTAWA—Ever since Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis released their smash hit The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?), academics have been working hard to answer the question. At Carleton University, the…
Dell to release expanded line of scented laptops
ROUND ROCK, Texas—Disappointed by the negative public reaction Dell received for their initial foray into the emerging scented laptop market, founder, chairman and CEO Michael Dell announced the company is…
Critics doubt Rob Ford’s confession he smoked crack
TORONTO—Hot on the heels of his admission that he used crack cocaine, critics of beleaguered Mayor Rob Ford are already expressing skepticism.