Ford is a super, super, super, super, super, super, super dancer

TORONTO—Earlier this week, Rob Ford regaled city council with two disingenuous apologies and a handcuff pantomime.  But the real highlight of the day was when the council floor rocked out to a Christmas tune performed by jazz trio Jay Douglas and The All Stars.  Ford shimmied and jived with other council members in what was dubbed a “holiday dance break”.

Video of this spontaneous movement has gone viral and prompted many to wonder whether Ford is sharing his stash with fellow councilors. It also brings to mind a passage from ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, and I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself.  The incident has spurred a meme showcasing Ford’s moves with a variety of background music. Here, a list of the top 10 song choices:

10. Lady Gaga – Just Dance

9. Whitney Houston – I Wanna Dance with Somebody

8. Leo Sayer – You Make Me Feel Like Dancing

7. Genesis – I Can’t Dance

6. Snap! – Rhythm is a Dancer

5. David Bowie – Let’s Dance

4. The Kinks – Come Dancing

3. Lionel Richie – Dancing On The Ceiling

2. Men Without Hats – Safety Dance

1. Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing In The Street

Elton John -Tiny Dancer 

Molly Donovan

Molly Donovan

I grew up in the USA, but don’t hold that against me because I’m also Canadian.

Just think of me as the mole.

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