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PewDiePie Asks White Supremacists to Unsubscribe

March 19, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

NEW ZEALAND—The Mosque shootings in Christchurch, New Zealand on Friday left 50 people dead and as many injured. The accused murderer live-streamed part of the attack and called out “subscribe to PewDiePie” during the incident. What is a PewDiePie? It’s… Continue Reading →

Crime, Donovan, Entertainment, Web

Lessons from a Popular Stalker Romance

February 12, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

The Netflix series You gave people a reason to stay home this winter, and made some women reconsider whether their college boyfriend was really sweet or actually a creep. The stalker romance featured all the trappings of our digital world… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Entertainment, Lists, Television

Marie Kondo show “Manipulation Westerner Time” Big in Japan

January 24, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TOKYO-Marie Kondo is the most famous professional organizer on the planet. She’s parlayed her popular books into the hit Netflix series Tidying Up with Marie Kondo. The show is big in North America, but it’s even bigger in Japan. Manipulation Westerner Time capitalizes on… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Entertainment, Television

Taverner Hopes to Star in Grease Remake

December 18, 2018Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO-Over the weekend, would-be new chief of the OPP Ron Taverner turned down his appointment and embraced his true calling. In the new year, Taverner will be pursuing the role of Kenickie Murdoch in Geriatric Grease. “Honestly, it’s a relief,”… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Entertainment

Kardashian family tree discovered

December 3, 2018Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA—Despite their obsession with remaining steadfastly within the public eye, the Kardashians have been remarkably evasive when confronted with rumours that the family originates from impoverished ancestry. Now, after an exhaustive search spanning over ten years and many thousands… Continue Reading →

Culture, Entertainment, Music, Panache, Sex

Scotiabank Giller Prize Announcement Excites Hundreds

October 10, 2017Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO—The 2017 Scotiabank Giller Prize finalists were announced October 2 to a crowd of 15 gathered outside CBC headquarters. The group included 10 journalists, four tourists and a homeless man. “This is so exciting!” said Stockholm resident, Lucas Nilsson. “We… Continue Reading →

Culture, Donovan, Entertainment

Cosby to Enlighten New Generation of Abusers with Speaking Tour

June 27, 2017Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

ALABAMA—After escaping sexual assault charges in a trial that resulted in a hung jury, Bill Cosby is ready to educate the masses. “I thought to myself, how can I monetize my exploitation of women?” said Cosby. “And with the help… Continue Reading →

Crime, Donovan, Entertainment, Sex

Chuck Berry dead at 90

March 20, 2017Contributor Leave a Comment

WAY DOWN IN LOUISIANA, Close to New Orleans—Mooseclean’s is shocked and saddened (and also sick and tired of starting articles with those five words) to learn that Chuck Berry has died. He was 90. Berry invented rock and roll, making the… Continue Reading →

Death, Entertainment, Music

No, not that Richard Hatch

February 11, 2017Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

LOS ANGELES—Richard Hatch has died.  No, not that Richard Hatch. Based on viewer age and television preferences, there is some confusion as to which Richard Hatch is no longer living.  While some people are correctly mourning the passing of Battlestar… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Entertainment, Television

Grey Cup 2016 – Two red teams, a horse, a lumberjack and a dog

November 24, 2016Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Photo credit: Winnipeg Blue Bombers (CC BY 2.0) TORONTO—On November 27th, the 104th Grey Cup will be played at Toronto’s BMO Field.  Here’s a game day primer for those of you who aren’t CFL fans.

Donovan, Entertainment, Sports

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