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Premier Ford Announces Latest Efficiencies to Homeless, Sick, Uneducated Citizens

May 16, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO—This morning, Premier Doug Ford held a press conference at Queen’s Park to update Ontarians on his efforts to balance the provincial budget. He was greeted by a rousing chorus of coughs, signs full of misspelled words, and a handful… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Doug Ford, Ontario

Ottawa Police unite in support of fatal beating death

March 30, 2017Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

OTTAWA—Over 1,200 wristbands embossed with the words “United we stand / divided we fall” along with “#1998”  have been purchased by members of the Ottawa Police Service and their supporters. 1998 is the badge number of Constable Daniel Montsion, the officer charged… Continue Reading →

Crime, Death, Intentionally Not Funny, Life, Ontario, Opinion, Ottawa, Panache

Ottawa sniffs Pay to Poo plan

December 3, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

While some turn up their nose at the thought of more public toilets in the city’s LRT stations, Mayor Jim Watson smells opportunity. “Not everyone is thrilled at the sight of exposed penises,” J-Wat remarked, “but that’s what we can expect… Continue Reading →

Health, Life, Ontario, Ottawa, Panache

Victims of Capitalism Memorial to be housed in abandoned Target store

June 30, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

After resolutely refusing to yield to public outrage over the construction of the controversial Victims of Communism Memorial on land Parliament had approved for a new Federal Court building, the government appears to be ready to offer a conciliatory gesture.

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Business, Culture, Life, Ontario, Ottawa, Panache

Maple Leafs expect new coach Mike Babcock to shave at least 5 strokes off their golf game

May 22, 2015Matt Colella Leave a Comment

The Toronto Maple Leafs today announced that Mike Babcock will become the 30th Head Coach in team history.

“Mike will take this team where it hasn’t been since 1967—the fairway,” proclaimed MLSE president Tim Leiweke.

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Canada, Colella, Ontario, Sports, Toronto

Pan Am shirt debacle dubbed (Water) Polo-Gate

May 18, 2015Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Ahead of the Pan Am games, Joe Fresh will need to give volunteers the shirt off its back.  The clothier is on the hook after delivering a botched order of 60,000 polo-style uniforms.

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Business, Canada, Donovan, Ontario, Sports, Toronto

Omar Khadr mortgages luxury Toronto home

May 11, 2015Dan Walton Leave a Comment

High-end Toronto homeowners are about to have a convicted terrorist as a neighbour.

Omar Khadr, who killed a US soldier at the age of 15 during the war in Afghanistan, has put a downpayment on 141 Bridle Path.

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Crime, Life, Ontario, Toronto, Walton

Breeding Ignorance – Parents protest Sex Ed curriculum

May 6, 2015Jennifer Bell Leave a Comment

A vocal group calling itself Ontario Parents and Students Strike is urging parents to withdraw their children from classes for up to a week in protest of the province’s new sex-ed curriculum.

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Bell, Education, Government, Ontario, Sex

Ontario Liberals to continue teaching masturbation not math

April 17, 2015Brian Leave a Comment

A crowd of approximately 3,000 angry parents gathered in front of Queen’s Park in Toronto to protest the Ontario Liberal government and their radical sex-education program developed by a pedophile.

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Health, ModernGinger, Ontario, Politics, Sex

Therapist urges patient to cut ties with her emotionally abusive favourite sports team

April 10, 2015Matt Colella Leave a Comment
Charles Marely, flickr.

Charles Marely, flickr.A therapist is urging 28-year-old fan Trish Kelsey to sever all ties with her favourite sports team, whose perennial losing ways have become abusive.

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Colella, Health, Life, Ontario, Sports, Toronto

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