Ottawa sniffs Pay to Poo plan

While some turn up their nose at the thought of more public toilets in the city’s LRT stations, Mayor Jim Watson smells opportunity.

“Not everyone is thrilled at the sight of exposed penises,” J-Wat remarked, “but that’s what we can expect to see without more places to urinate. I see an opportunity to uphold some peoples’ idea of public decency, while making a tidy profit.”

In response, public washroom campaign activist Joan Kuyek wrinkled her nose in digust. Her organization, the GottaGo! Initiative, claim that duece dropping should be free of charge for all persons as a basic public right. “I don’t know what they plan to charge to go to pee and poo. Is there a discount for number one and a premium for number two?”

More as this story develops.

Sebastian Panache

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