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Puzzles are My Precious COVID Companion

December 20, 2020Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

SOMEWHERE IN TIME—It started out slowly, just like the virus. With some extra time at home, why not embrace an activity that takes patience and prolonged effort? I borrowed a puzzle from a friend, thinking it would be a bit… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Games, Health

Going for Glory During COVID

July 27, 2020Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO—Glory be! We can have sex again! The BC Centre for Disease Control (BCCDC) is condoning doing the deed, as long as we take precautions during COVID-19. One suggestion made by the public health program is to utilize a glory… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Health, Sex

Excuse to Humble Brag Brings Comfort During Isolation

April 3, 2020Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Just because you’re stuck at home doesn’t mean you have to appear lame. Unable to post pictures from hot restaurants, exclusive parties, and exotic travel destinations, people have found a way to still appear cool and hopefully inspire jealousy in… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Health, Travel

Howard Hughes COVID-19 Icon

March 26, 2020Molly Donovan 1 Comment

NORTH AMERICA—As North Americans face the difficulties of living through a global pandemic, a man formerly regarded as a paranoid shut-in is now being held up as an example. Live like Howard Hughes is a new campaign being embraced across… Continue Reading →

Culture, Donovan, Health

Influencer Convinces Followers Corona beer tied to coronavirus

February 6, 2020Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO—Corona beer sales have plummeted since an influencer drew a direct connection between the popular import and the coronavirus outbreak. Now the marketer and distributor of Corona products in Canada is on the defensive. “I heard you can catch the… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Health

I’m Anxious About my Anti-Anxiety Options

November 27, 2018Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO—I read that weighted blankets are meant to ease anxiety and help insomnia. But I never felt anxious about my regular-weight bedding until I read about weighted blankets. What else should I be anxious about? The articles I’ve read suggest… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Health

Death of Avicii Leaves Gaping Hole in Gym’s Play List

April 29, 2018Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO—A local music curator is reeling in the wake of DJ and producer Avicii’s death. “I will never compile a prime-time gym playlist the same way again,” said GoodLife Fitness employee Diyon Herath. Swedish Electronic Dance Music sensation Avicii, born… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Health, Music

Help! My friends joined the Crossfit cult!

March 17, 2017Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Photo: Anthony Topper (flickr) Dear Mooseclean’s: Lately, I feel like a number of my friends have fallen victim to a cult.  They talk obsessively about their group, use specialized language and berate themselves for missing meetings.  I fear that if… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Health, Letters, Religion

Gym regulars resolve to stay away until new members give up

January 11, 2017Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Photo: Cumi Danciki (CC BY) WINNIPEG—Neighborhood gym Hard Bodies has seen a 35% increase in membership since January 1.  However, the gym is no more crowded than usual.

Donovan, Health, Life

Resolutions broken one day into new year, man admits

January 2, 2017Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Photo: The Integer Club, flickr LOCAL—On January 1, Glenn Dickson pledged that this would be the year he would take charge of his health: quit smoking, quit drinking, and lower his saturated fats. “I meant it, really,” Dickson says, lighting up… Continue Reading →

Culture, Health, Local, Panache

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