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Responsible Toilet Paper Consumption Tied to Independent Living

August 19, 2018Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Parents across Canada can agree that even after successful toilet training, the struggle continues with their children. “I stopped buying triple-ply years ago,” Alice Wells of Charlottetown, NS, lamented. “I mean, what’s the point? Even with the added thickness, a… Continue Reading →

Life, Money, Panache, Parenting

Toddler Speaks Truth to Power

June 14, 2018Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

“No! Broccoli is yucky!” declared two-and-a-half year old Macy Arnold on Wednesday. Crossing her arms, she refused to eat the vegetable and sat in her highchair defiantly. “She used to be such a compliant child,” said Macy’s mother, Evelyn. “A… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Life, Parenting

Starbucks to Rename Blonde Vanilla Latte Ahead of Racial Bias Training

April 23, 2018Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Starbucks will close more than eight thousand US stores Sunday afternoon for anti-bias training. This forum is in response to the incident in Philadelphia that saw two black men arrested at the popular coffee chain on April 12. Managers everywhere… Continue Reading →

Culture, Donovan, Food, Life, Racism, Society

Men reminded to plan now for post-holiday estrangement

December 25, 2017Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Photo: Wonderlane (CC BY 2.0) It’s that time of year again: a time of warmth and togetherness and giving and good cheer—or so the media would have you believe. But for those of us living in reality, we know it’s… Continue Reading →

Finance, Holidays, Life, Panache

Transit’s #thisiswhere Unintentionally Useful

November 7, 2017Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO—In September, the Toronto Transit Commission (TTC) launched an awareness campaign to combat all forms of harassment on transit property. Over the last month, use of the #thisiswhere has skyrocketed. “I love this is where!” enthused TTC rider Emma Bowling.… Continue Reading →

Culture, Donovan, Life

Quebec outlaws beards and balaclavas

October 21, 2017Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

“I really don’t think they’ve thought it through,” Danielle Boulware said, referring to the Quebec National Assembly’s passage of Bill 62. The Ottawa paralegal has been looking carefully into the implications of the law, which will require anyone using public services to uncover their… Continue Reading →

Law, Life, Panache

Ottawa Police unite in support of fatal beating death

March 30, 2017Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

OTTAWA—Over 1,200 wristbands embossed with the words “United we stand / divided we fall” along with “#1998”  have been purchased by members of the Ottawa Police Service and their supporters. 1998 is the badge number of Constable Daniel Montsion, the officer charged… Continue Reading →

Crime, Death, Intentionally Not Funny, Life, Ontario, Opinion, Ottawa, Panache

F**k a duck? Don’t mind if I do…

March 21, 2017Contributor Leave a Comment

WE-SWEAR-WE-ARE-NOT-MAKING-THIS-UP DEPT. Photo: Mohd Fahmi Mohd Azmi, flickr A man was detained in Bursa province in Turkey’s Marmara region for allegedly raping a duck, daily Habertürk reported. Police forces detained the man following complaints from his inlaws, who claimed he… Continue Reading →

Crime, Life, Sex, True Story, World

Gym regulars resolve to stay away until new members give up

January 11, 2017Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Photo: Cumi Danciki (CC BY) WINNIPEG—Neighborhood gym Hard Bodies has seen a 35% increase in membership since January 1.  However, the gym is no more crowded than usual.

Donovan, Health, Life

Trump indentified as Patient Zero in Creepy Clown epidemic

November 8, 2016Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

U.S.A.—Since August, sightings of creepy clowns or “killer clowns” have been reported across the U.S., Canada and even in the U.K.  Now, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is reporting that Donald Trump has been identified as the… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Entertainment, Health, Life, Politics

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