Local man doesn’t know what to do with your newborn’s height and weight information
Steve Lamonte would like to make it clear that he has no idea what to do with your baby's stats and would appreciate it if you just kept it to…
Clueless parent pledges to defend neurotic child ‘at any cost’
WINNIPEG—The father of a 20-year-old Winnipeg woman arrested for hitting a man and his small child with her car, then biting a police officer who sought to intervene, says the…
Man buys transit IDs, bus passes, for ‘stuff’
OTTAWA—“Most people think their stuff is more important than other peoples’ stuff,” says Sheldon Vestige. “In my case, it’s actually true.” Vestige, a product demonstrator and infamous public transit rights…
Racism fires Michael Richards, hires up-and-comer Paula Deen
After a tumultuous week, Racism finally announced that former Seinfeld star and long time spokesperson Michael Richards would be let go to make room for a fresh, new face.
World’s oldest man is remembered after dying at age 116
TOKYO—Jiroemon Kimura, rap icon and holder of the Guinness World Record as the oldest person alive and the oldest man ever, died Wednesday in a freak Crokinole accident. He was…
God’s new venture ChristianMingle.com a commercial success
After the massive success of his autobiography 'The Bible', bestselling author God has set His sights on a new business venture; the business of love.
Vancouver baby drop-off program to extend to age two
VANCOUVER—St. Paul’s Hospital, site of Canada's very first newborn drop-off program "Angel’s Cradle" has announced an expansion of their original mandate. "We've been overwhelmed by the popularity of this service,"…