He was known as the ‘younger’ Trump, the ‘quieter’ Trump, the ‘actually-not-an-asshole’ Trump, and the ‘surpisingly-not-bat-fucking-insane’ Trump. He was a patient supporter and eloquent defender of his elder brother, and in the end was able to accomplish a feat than… Continue Reading
RHODE ISLAND, U.S.A.—Hasbro’s Gaming Division has introduced the latest Monopoly edition in recognition of the 45th President of the United States. “What better way to honor President Trump than with a game that celebrates money, real estate and crushing your… Continue Reading
NEW YORK—Following their historic first meeting Donald Trump and Elon Musk have announced a bold venture to Make America Great Again.
Photo: Colleen Morgan, flickr. ‘MERICA—With the results of the election now confirmed, Eddie Farnsworth nervously plays with his toupée.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On October 1 the U.S. government shut down. Kind of. Congress failed to pass a spending bill for the fiscal year, which means non-essential government workers are getting an unpaid, unplanned vacation. Unless you’re a member of Congress or the President, in which case you are still being paid while ensuring nobody else is being paid because of a work stoppage. Mooseclean’s sent reporters out to hear how the average American is affected.
Fresh off the implementation of inclusive reforms allowing legally blind residents to carry and use firearms, Iowa announced plans on Monday to allow the legally blind to drive vehicles.