Police begin massive search for missing integrity
FERGUSON, MO- In response to the growing surge in civilian deaths, police have began a manhunt for their missing integrity.
Laser eye surgery clinic demands eyes of delinquent customers
Photo: National Eye Institute (CC BY-2.0) A local laser surgery clinic is alleged to have sent “threatening” letters to customers in arrears, demanding immediate payment to avoid the repossession of…
David Bowie’s follow of God puzzles religious fans
Christian critics of music icon David Bowie are concerned that his end-of-life decision to follow God may not be enough to save him from eternal damnation for his sins, including…
New Putin-inspired fragrances will smell like food, sports
The creator of “Leaders Number One”, a fragrance inspired by Vladimir Putin, has announced that additional scents inspired by the Russian president are already under development.
Rain hampers annual Filipino cull
Despite a record effort to wipe themselves out–including a Guinness Book attempt by religious group Iglesia ni Cristo to launch more than 700,000 fireworks–the Filipino New Year death and injury…