Ode to a Shitty Year
2016, you are… The box of raisins at HalloweenA dead fly floating in the soup tureen A bad haircut that made me cryWaking up to the sting of pink eye
White Christmas marginalizes non-whites, sociologist suggests
In the age of global warming, the concept of a White Christmas is radically shifting, claims Angelina Drury, Assistant Professor at University of British Columbia’s Department of Sociology.
Baby’s name to be decided by shootout
TORONTO—After Toronto FC lost the MLS Cup to the Seattle Sounders in a shootout, new parents and longtime soccer fans John and Anna Besh made a decision. “Look, if the…
Elon Musk announces Trump/Mars 0.1 Mission
NEW YORK—Following their historic first meeting Donald Trump and Elon Musk have announced a bold venture to Make America Great Again.
Marie Lemay urged to donate executive bonus pay to GC workplace charitable campaign
Ottawa public servants are now asking Public Services Deputy Minister Marie Lemay to assist in decreasing the shortfall in this year’s Government of Canada Charitable Workplace Campaign.
United Way CEO urged to donate after Ottawa campaign ‘at risk of falling short’
Ottawa public servants are urging United Way President and CEO Brian Gallagher to donate to the Government of Canada Charitable Workplace Campaign, which is “at risk” of falling short of…
Amazon confirms ‘send glitter to your enemies’ drone delivery is coming
Prime Air, Amazon’s drone-powered delivery system, promises to safely deliver packages to customers in 30 minutes or less. But what if you want to deliver mischief?
Proud expectant presidential parents
Moscow/New York—President Vladimir Putin of Russia and President-elect Donald Trump of the United States have jointly announced their intention to become parents of a new State.