Bluetooth still making it hard to tell sane people from insane
While Bluetooth headsets and in-ear headphones with mobile phone microphones are not new technology, some still yearn for the simpler times.
Harperbot deemed a success by developers despite election loss
With their creation now soundly rejected by the Canadian public, the team behind the long-suspected Harperbot male simulant project are “owning up and calling it a day.”
First Nations allege World Wide Web infringes aboriginal intellectual property rights
A newly-filed lawsuit alleges that the idea for the Web may have been stolen.
Guy behind you reports that you drive like an asshole
LOCAL–After repeated honking, obscene gestures, and yelling out his window failed to get your attention, a local man is speaking out to the press in a final, desperate attempt to…
Competition Bureau investigating “Contractor for the Afterlife”
A local builder is claiming harassment by the federal government after his business was contacted by investigators from the Competition Bureau, an independent law enforcement agency that looks into potentially…
Hundreds feared dead in tragic anthill collapse
LOCAL—Seventy three ants were confirmed dead and hundreds remain missing after an accidental cave-in that occurred Wednesday at a colony on the upper east side, police reports say.
Canada Council Art Bank reveals new acquisitions
The Canada Council Art Bank, our nation's venerable champion of uninspired, unloved, and otherwise unwanted artwork, gave Mooseclean's a glimpse of new masterworks that will soon be available for rent…
Victims of Capitalism Memorial to be housed in abandoned Target store
After resolutely refusing to yield to public outrage over the construction of the controversial Victims of Communism Memorial on land Parliament had approved for a new Federal Court building, the…
‘Low Food’ diet craze sweeping the nation
Madonna is allegedly doing it. Carrie Fisher is probably doing it, too. Disney insists. So should you hop on the latest diet craze?
Against all odds, despite rumours: Abe Vigoda still alive
...Mickey Rooney, Lauren Bacall, Christopher Lee... they all have one thing in common: they're dead. Meanwhile, somewhere in New Jersey, Abe Vigoda doggedly continues his tireless living streak.