McDonald’s not lovin’ having it Burger King’s way
U.S.—In an effort to raise funds for peace, Burger King invited McDonald’s to combine forces and create the ultimate hybrid burger. McDonald’s is not lovin’ it.
Coca-Cola corporation sued for name discrimination
Documents filed in Supreme Court today, reveal that the Coca-Cola Corporation is being sued in civil division for an unprecedented one hundred million dollars. The Statement of Claim reveals that…
Indie coffee shop to open in basement of indie coffee shop
TORONTO—Yarn bomber and blogger Trish Austra likes coffee. She likes it enough to open a new coffee shop in the basement of an existing coffee shop.
Workers held hostage for Harper campaign stop
As he is wont to do lately, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has been visiting various industrial plants (what is left of them) around the country campaigning and making policy statements.
Report: Courtroom sketch artist tripping balls
NEW YORK—According to a shocking report, the sketch artist at Tom Brady’s coutroom hearing was apparently “tripping balls.”
Guy behind you reports that you drive like an asshole
LOCAL–After repeated honking, obscene gestures, and yelling out his window failed to get your attention, a local man is speaking out to the press in a final, desperate attempt to…
Bathhouse demise leaves perverts out in the cold
TORONTO—After nearly 75 years in business, the Oak Leaf Steam Baths have closed down. Local perverts are not happy.