Competition Bureau investigating “Contractor for the Afterlife”
A local builder is claiming harassment by the federal government after his business was contacted by investigators from the Competition Bureau, an independent law enforcement agency that looks into potentially…
Mince Alors!
FRANCE—Nigel Richards is a slight, nebbish New Zealander with a wizardly beard and glasses. Although his appearance is non-threatening, make no mistake. He will succeed in making all of us…
Hundreds feared dead in tragic anthill collapse
LOCAL—Seventy three ants were confirmed dead and hundreds remain missing after an accidental cave-in that occurred Wednesday at a colony on the upper east side, police reports say.
Don’t go chasing waterfails
NEW YORK—Tom Selleck was recently accused of stealing water in California. And in a case of art imitating life, an upcoming Blue Bloods episode will feature a purported water thief.
Canada Council Art Bank reveals new acquisitions
The Canada Council Art Bank, our nation's venerable champion of uninspired, unloved, and otherwise unwanted artwork, gave Mooseclean's a glimpse of new masterworks that will soon be available for rent…
Bad mix of drugs costs man his boner
After convincing a pretty woman he met at the Penguin and Firckin Pub to spend the night at his place, 29-year-old Mark Bayston was unsuccessful in penetrating her reproductive organs…