Wiggles reinvent as ‘Wiggers’ to recapture popularity with aging fanbase
"It's been a long road," says Anthony Field. Since founding The Wiggles in 1991, he's run the gamut from obscurity to fame and from grief to joy, then back again.
Google Doc aims to assist, replace physicians
In the latest initiative to make itself completely indispensable to the human race, Google has announced beta availability for its new physician replacement app.
New game show: inverse Family Feud
After being on the air for nearly 40 years, Family Feud is running out of questions. Producers at Freemantle Media think they have a solution.
Conspiracy theorists argue U.S. lied about finding Bin Laden’s bookshelf
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Local podcast host Tom Doory is arguing that the discovery of Osama Bin Laden’s bookshelf is a blatant lie, and that the government may have covered up actually finding…
Tampon tax break – strings attached?
As of July 1, feminine hygiene products will be exempt from the federal portion of the GST. While women across the nation rejoice, men are feeling left out.
Sidney Crosby confuses Gatorade for gasoline
Yesterday, on his way home from the golf course, Sidney Crosby ran out of gas in his Range Rover and was temporarily stranded by the side of the road. “I…
Local man saddened that women unimpressed by testicles dangling from trailer hitch
Larry Anderson, 39, is a man in search of answers. Staring pensively out of the window of his blue Dodge Ram, his eyes search his surroundings for clues.
Liberal plan for fairness can only be achieved with unfair majority
The Liberal Party unveiled their plan for fairness earlier this month and party leader Justin Trudeau was elated. “We’re really excited to bring this policy forward and hope Canadians will…