Maple Leafs expect new coach Mike Babcock to shave at least 5 strokes off their golf game
The Toronto Maple Leafs today announced that Mike Babcock will become the 30th Head Coach in team history. “Mike will take this team where it hasn’t been since 1967—the fairway,”…
Cabbies still drive like jerks in their spare time: study
News from Concordia University now confirms what many have long suspected: taxi drivers still drive like... well, taxi drivers whether they're in their cab or not.
Pan Am shirt debacle dubbed (Water) Polo-Gate
Ahead of the Pan Am games, Joe Fresh will need to give volunteers the shirt off its back. The clothier is on the hook after delivering a botched order of…
Latent racism evident in modern laundry sorting and storage
Segregation is alive and well at the Gravelle residence. White towels upstairs; coloured towels downstairs.
Man quits corporate job to dig ditches – boss still an asshole
Bill Overleigh had a six-figure income and worked 70-hour weeks. He dined at high-end restaurants and traveled first class. But he gave it all up because he thought the simple…
Omar Khadr mortgages luxury Toronto home
High-end Toronto homeowners are about to have a convicted terrorist as a neighbour. Omar Khadr, who killed a US soldier at the age of 15 during the war in Afghanistan,…
Woman receives first racial confirmation surgery
After a difficult operation Yuki Etienne can finally show the world her true colours. Yuki spent the past 12 years looking like her mother but thanks to the groundbreaking racial…