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Trump indentified as Patient Zero in Creepy Clown epidemic

November 8, 2016Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

U.S.A.—Since August, sightings of creepy clowns or “killer clowns” have been reported across the U.S., Canada and even in the U.K.  Now, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is reporting that Donald Trump has been identified as the… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Entertainment, Health, Life, Politics

Health Canada approves ‘Season After the Morning After’ Pill

November 2, 2016Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Photo: Michael Chen (CC-BY-2.0) OTTAWA—Following positive, albeit controversial, results with its approval of non-prescription sales of the 72-hour ‘morning after’ pill (Levonorgestrel) and the 49-day ‘abortion pill’ (Mifegymiso), Health Canada has upped the ante.

Business, Death, Health, Life, Panache, Sex

Laser eye surgery clinic demands eyes of delinquent customers

January 20, 2016Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Photo: National Eye Institute (CC BY-2.0) A local laser surgery clinic is alleged to have sent “threatening” letters to customers in arrears, demanding immediate payment to avoid the repossession of their eyes.

Business, Health, Panache, Technology

Quebec suicide-tourism industry saved by court decision

December 23, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Cheap beer and wine sorbet keep this La Tuque resident sedated while she waits for her turn for the needle. (Photo: Morgan, CC BY 2.0) Montreal—A Quebec court upheld Canada’s first physician-assisted suicide law last week, and with it, the… Continue Reading →

Business, Health, Life, Panache

Ottawa sniffs Pay to Poo plan

December 3, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

While some turn up their nose at the thought of more public toilets in the city’s LRT stations, Mayor Jim Watson smells opportunity. “Not everyone is thrilled at the sight of exposed penises,” J-Wat remarked, “but that’s what we can expect… Continue Reading →

Health, Life, Ontario, Ottawa, Panache

Nose to tail movement inspires uterus transplants

November 19, 2015Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Photo: Tammra McCauley (CC BY-SA) CLEVELAND, OHIO—Cleveland is known as home to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and birthplace of Drew Carey.  But C-Town may soon be famous for zombie babies.

Donovan, Health, Science

Parents shocked to find children’s Halloween candy contain harsh life truths

October 31, 2015Matt Colella Leave a Comment
Credit: Steve Depolo, Flickr.

Credit: Steve Depolo, Flickr. BRANTFORD, ON—Local parents were outraged after finding slips of paper containing harsh facts of life amongst their children’s Halloween candy.

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Colella, Culture, Health, Holidays

Bluetooth still making it hard to tell sane people from insane

October 28, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment
Granville Street, Vancouver in 2010.

Granville Street, Vancouver in 2010.

While Bluetooth headsets and in-ear headphones with mobile phone microphones are not new technology, some still yearn for the simpler times.

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Health, Life, Panache, Society

Bad mix of drugs costs man his boner

July 7, 2015Dan Walton Leave a Comment

After convincing a pretty woman he met at the Penguin and Firckin Pub to spend the night at his place, 29-year-old Mark Bayston was unsuccessful in penetrating her reproductive organs with a chemically-induced flaccid penis.

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Drugs, Health, Sex, Walton

‘Low Food’ diet craze sweeping the nation

June 25, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Madonna is allegedly doing it.

Carrie Fisher is probably doing it, too. Disney insists.

So should you hop on the latest diet craze?

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Food, Health, Panache

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